Posted Jul 22nd 2008 5:57PM by TMZ Staff
Paul McCartney has the security detail of a king in Quebec. Even with that, five motorcycle cops, two police cruisers and countless bodyguards on foot patrol couldn't keep back the mass of fans that swarmed him outside his concert.

For one fan, this run-in with Sir Paul was better than meeting the Apostle Paul.
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 22nd 2008 8:39AM by TMZ Staff
One day before he allegedly assaulted his mom and sister, Christian Bale hit LAX with his wife and daughter Saturday afternoon -- and he acted like one of the most mild-mannered men we've ever seen. A little too mild-mannered?

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Christian Bale
Posted Jul 21st 2008 6:10PM by TMZ Staff
Our papper was all compliments with Chris Noth re: "Sex and the City," that's until Chris Noth called him on it.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 21st 2008 2:27PM by TMZ Staff
Looks like former malt liquor shill Billy Dee Williams forgot the #1 rule for having a good time -- he ran out of Colt 45!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 21st 2008 2:15PM by TMZ Staff
Political activist Heather Thomas thinks Sept. 11 was "staged" for the big, bad oil companies. Rewind that: Heather Thomas (yeah, the blonde Heather from the '80s who didn't stay famous) is a political activist?
At least in her own mind: The "Fall Guy" bimbette is spewing crazazy talk about the terrorist attack to Retroality, claiming that the Pentagon was bombed, not hit by a plane, that the destruction of the WTC was set up weeks before, and that bin Laden is working for the U.S.
Just like another idiot Heather, Thomas is best when mute.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 21st 2008 12:42PM by TMZ Staff
There's a new pup making a splash on bathroom blogs around the world.
Martha Stewart's French Bulldog, Sharkey, made water on the carpet recently. But there's a good thing to be found in every bad one. In Martha's world, a urine stain becomes a carpet cleaner marketing opportunity.
Look at those eyes -- Martha may not have him house broken, but she has broken his spirit.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Critters
Posted Jul 20th 2008 4:02PM by TMZ Staff
After once again being mobbed by hordes of Batman-loving fans, Christian Bale was showing signs of autograph fatigue at LAX.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 20th 2008 7:35AM by TMZ Staff
For brief moment, Britney Spears showed signs of life as she perked up when a pap called her name -- then he asked her a question about the K-Fed settlement.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird, Britney Spears, Trials & Tribulations
Posted Jul 20th 2008 7:15AM by TMZ Staff
Unlike Steven Adler, it appears fellow drummer Travis Barker has it all together -- including a ridiculous low rider with a couple of tricks up its sleeve.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 19th 2008 5:45PM by TMZ Staff
The crappiest Idol performer since forever may think his fame is a lot bigger than his crazazy Mohawk.
After seeing our recent story, organizers of the Plymouth Rox Summer Fest are scrambling to contact Sanjaya to join their show. There's one problem. The obviously tone deaf organizers are having a hard time getting Sanjaya to return their calls! Divatude!
Sanjaya must be too busy washing those 15 minutes out of his hair.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, American Idol
Posted Jul 19th 2008 4:00PM by TMZ Staff
Puffy Daddy, in his gym clothes, was too formal for the Chipotle Underwear Run in Central Park last weekend.
As always, Diddy has a body guard on hand in case he steps on a tack in those slippers.
Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 19th 2008 8:55AM by TMZ Staff
Mario is definitely a smaller star than Ray Lewis when it comes to physical size -- but the kid thinks he's got more street cred with Hollywood bouncers than the denied-at-One NFL star ever could.
If he were rolling with Lewis' crew the night Big Ray was denied, the "Dancing with the Stars" loser thinks they would have had no trouble gettin' in.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 19th 2008 7:00AM by TMZ Staff
Samuel L. Jackson has had it with the motherf**kin' flakes outside his motherf**kin' plane!
Yesterday at LAX, Sam called out an autographazzo who said he traveled all the way from Chicago just to get his John Hancock. Your nose is growing, Pinocchio!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 18th 2008 4:25PM by TMZ Staff
Barbies and Bratz both came from the same baby daddy -- so says a jury -- and that could mean a lot of scratch for Barbie's parent Mattel.

A federal jury ruled yesterday that the guy who designed Bratz actually came up with the idea for the uncomfortably skanky dolls when he was working for Mattel. As a result, MGA Entertainment, who manufactures the dolls, might have to pony up big time to Mattel -- Bratz makes over $500 mil a year, according to some estimates.
The Bratz suits say the guy was actually in between gigs at Mattel when he came up with the risque idea. Damages have yet to be determined.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
Posted Jul 18th 2008 3:40PM by TMZ Staff
The autographazzi have really outdone themselves this time -- presenting The Who guitarist and "Tommy" composer Peter Townshend with a giant silver pinball to sign yesterday at LAX.
Where do you even get something like that?!
Filed under: Wacky & Weird
