"We apologize for any confusion caused by the inadvertent distribution of a Happy Meal box that is four years old. As your web site pointed out, this Happy Meal box is from 2004, so it does not reflect any current partnership with Michael Vick. We take the messages we share with our younger customers seriously, and have since corrected this isolated incident."
Should "Karate Kid 5" ever get made, the part of Ralph Macchio will now be played by a Japanese monkey. Wax on, wax off! Yachan is a black belt wearing primate who not only knows how to kick, punch, flip and do push-ups, but also has a part time job cleaning tables at a local bar -- just like Ralph Macchio!
While out for a walk on Saturday, well-groomed millionaire widow Candy Spelling relieved her tired paw on a fire hydrant. Candy is only nine years old in dog years.
Wait, you mean hot chicks always get what they want? Get out of town! Buddha, Alessandra Ambrosio's blue-haired Maltese, went missing last week and her fiancé enlisted the help of a company called FindToto.com to track the pooch down. They placed nearly 10,000 phone calls -- yes, really -- to residents and plastered the neighborhood with signs, all in an effort to find little Buddha.
Lo and behold, the pooch was returned by a delivery man who had found the dog under his truck. Yes, it was alive. No word what kind of reward he'll get. We're just sayin.....
Rose McGowan was in a great, Palin bashing mood outside Madeo Friday night -- but it quickly dropped six feet under when a pap brought up her dearly deceased pup.
The censors who watch "Survivor" should know this by now -- double check all footage of men running in boxer shorts. Marcus Lehman -- who was ironically chasing two large balls during an immunity challenge -- had a wardrobe malfunction in which his man parts popped out of his boxers. The footage that originally aired Thursday is still on the CBS website -- until of course they read this story.
Rapper DMX aka Earl Simmons won't be looking to PETA for support when he faces felony drug possession and animal cruelty charges in Arizona.
The animal rights group has written prosecutors, asking the judge to throw the book at Mr. X, urging that the sentence include a psych evaluation.
Authorities say DMX had 12 pit bulls, all of which showed clear signs of neglect. They also found three dead dogs, buried on his property back in 2007.
This is his second run-in with authorities on animal cruelty charges.
PETA is wants the judge to make D's world a pet-free zone for as long as possible.
Surprise, surprise -- the whole Bigfoot finding was a hoax. DNA tests proved that one of the two samples of DNA taken came from a human, and the other was 96 percent from an opossum. We all should have known -- since the real Bigfoot resides in Malibu -- and responds to the name Brad Garrett.
A couple of Southerners had a press conference today to discuss their "discovery" of the legendary Bigfoot. The only problem -- they didn't want to show the body! Uh huuuuuh.... Mathew Whitton and Rick Dyer showed two photos of the alleged Sasquatch, but denied assembled reporters access to the corpse until "scientists" could examine it. And by scientists they probably mean their fifth grade kids and their Fisher Price doctor's kit.
Something stinks, and it ain't that hairy beast in the freezer.
The happiest place on earth just might be the back of police paddy wagon.
Mickey Mouse, Tinker Bell, Peter Pan, Minnie Mouse and Snow White were among 29 people arrested Thursday evening in Anaheim, Calif. when close to 1,000 ticked-off Disneyland hotel workers swam in the streets in protest.
According to the OC Register, the workers' fuzzy suits are in a wad because they say they've been working for the Mouse without contracts since January.
A rep for Disney says "We have a history of strong relationships with our Unions – and clearly we are disappointed that Unite HERE Local 681 has spent more time protesting -- to date 14 rallies – than the 11 occasions they have spent at the negotiating table. These publicity stunts are not productive to the discussions and are incredibly disruptive to the Resort Area. We care about our Cast Members --- and remain hopeful that we can reach an agreement that is both fair and equitable, providing Union Leadership is reasonable and realistic in its approach."
David Navarro may not have been born in a barn, but he likes watching movies about people who have sex in them.
The bat-tatted one was cruising around Hollywood last night with his rented flick in hand -- and when he read the description, it involved the words "horse," "sex," and "ruptured colon."
McDonald's just sent us this statement regarding the Michael Vick Happy Meal boxes:
Rapper DMX aka Earl Simmons won't be looking to PETA for support when he faces felony drug possession and animal cruelty charges in Arizona.
